Billions of Sydneysiders have returned to work today feeling refreshed hatred for their jobs after experiencing two weeks of life outside the office. One man said he’d always known going to work was “balls”, but that after enjoying such luxuries as seeing his wife and kids and eating lunch away from his keyboard over the… Read More Workers Return from Holidays Feeling Refreshed Hatred for their Jobs
The boss of a medium-sized Sydney business has taken the opportunity to deepen his employees’ already dark Sunday sads by sending a group text message reminding them their weekend is drying up. The deflating message read: Just a reminder your weekend is almost fineto and you’ll be back on my time tomorrow morning. I hope… Read More Boss Sends Text Reminding Everyone the Weekend is Almost Over
A Sydney man who accomplished nothing over the weekend has woken up early this morning to brainstorm exciting stories to tell people at work when they ask what he got up to. “I spent the entire weekend home alone boozing, playing video games and eating,” the man said. “People who leave the house make my… Read More Man Prepares Stories for ‘How was your Weekend?’ Questions at Work
A lowly CBD office worker has had the worst start possible to the working week he’d been dreading since awakening at 2pm Sunday afternoon, when his boss struck up a conversation while using an adjacent urinal first thing Monday morning. “It was agony,” the victim said. “Our office urinals don’t even have those little trough-mist… Read More Horror Start for Monday Morning as Boss Joins Man at Urinal
A Sydney man has wasted his sick day today feeling bad about taking the sickie in which he planned in advance with well-timed coughs in front of his boss yesterday afternoon. “I started to get anxious about it around 9:04 this morning,” the man said. “Instead of simply enjoying having the house all to myself and masturbating in rooms… Read More Man Wastes Sickie Feeling Anxious About Taking Sickie
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