A Clovelly man is in danger of missing his daily run along the coastal path to Bondi this morning after realising he had “nothing to wear”, even though his closet was packed full of designer workout gear, joggers made by NASA and colour-coordinated drink bottles. The man said he “just wasn’t feeling” any of his… Read More Man had “Nothing to Wear” on Run this Morning
The secret to being one of those cool girls who eats and drinks like a man but still looks like a Victoria’s Secret model is to only eat when cameras or people you want to impress are around, a blogger has revealed in a tell-all post. Chloe, a model/blogger who shot to fame after becoming… Read More Secret to Being Cool Girl Who Eats Like a Man and Looks Like a Model Revealed
Cooked sashimi is widely tipped to become Sydney’s hottest new food trend after a new Bondi Beach takeaway opened to rave reviews over the weekend. “What we do is roll flake in batter and then boil it in oil,” the mastermind behind the venture said. “It’s like nothing you’ve ever tried before.” Bloggers have been… Read More Cooked Sashimi set to be Sydney’s Next Food Craze
Me First gym has opened in Bondi over the weekend providing locals with what the gym says is “none of the unnecessary exercise fads like weights and treadmills” to free up the space for thousands of mirrors covering every single surface for selfies. “The most important part about exercise is letting everybody on social media know… Read More Selfie Gym Opens in Bondi with Just Mirrors
The fruit responsible for preventing people from being able to afford waterfront mansions in Sydney is continuing its reign of terror by causing brunch-lovers to slice their own hands open, experts have warned. “The avocado has a natural booby-trap built in to protect themselves from hipster folk,” a government health spokesperson said. “When a bearded… Read More Calls for Warning Labels on Avocados as the Fruit Smashes People Back
Work on the $76821.3 billion Sydney Light Rail will cease today as the state government prepares to scrap the project to make way for a new monorail instead. The new monorail will be the old monorail that was torn down in 2013, but with additional track to extend all the way to Port Macquarie on… Read More Sydney Light Rail to be Demolished; Monorail to Return
A glorious Sydney day has forced thousands of people to leave the comfort and familiarity of their home because they feel like they have to. “When I woke up with the sun in my eyes, I knew my day was ruined,” one Sydney local said, adding that he’d planned to share a day on the… Read More Thousands Ropeable Day is ‘Too Nice to Stay Inside’
The number of people taking highly crafted Photoshopped selfies to upload to Instragram has overtaken the general population in Bondi Beach, a new report has revealed. Regular-beautiful-person-turned-Instagram-star Chloe said good-looking people who don’t share their lives on Instagram are “just being selfish”, adding that she takes “a lot of pride in what she has achieved”… Read More Instagram Models Outnumber Regular People in Bondi
The amount of cocaine found on banknotes circulating Bondi is now worth more than the money itself, new research has shown. Bondi banknotes carry so much cocaine they are now officially classed as narcotics in their own right, prompting many in the fashionable suburb to simply eat banknotes on a night out instead of swapping… Read More More Cocaine on Bondi Banknotes than You Could Buy with the Money
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