Safe injection rooms announced for Bondi

Waverley Council today has announced that it will introduce safe injection rooms across Bondi to give those needing a Botox touch-up a safe place to inject within a VIP setting. “It’s all part of keeping Bondi beautiful – and safe,” said a council spokesperson. “Far too many elites have suffered withdrawals such as facial expressions,… Read More Safe injection rooms announced for Bondi

Ugly people to be banned from Bondi to Coogee walk

Checkpoints will be set up at the entrances to the popular coastal walk between Bondi to Coogee this weekend in a bid to weed out ugly people, sweaty runners and others who might ruin perfect selfie opportunities for beautiful people. Chloe, a 22-year-old Tamarama local who describes herself as an “entrepreneur/model/beauty blogger”, will be responsible… Read More Ugly people to be banned from Bondi to Coogee walk

WestConnex “Drug Super High Way” to be Extended to Bondi Beach

The controversial WestConnex motorway project has been secretly extended to create an express route from Sydney’s western suburbs to Bondi Beach after researchers found it was the journey most frequently made by “private couriers”, a special Sydney Sentinel investigation can reveal. The extension, dubbed the “drug super high way”, is described as “key to both ensuring the… Read More WestConnex “Drug Super High Way” to be Extended to Bondi Beach

Unsmashed Avo Tipped to be Sydney’s Next Big Food Trend

A Bondi café has been awarded five chef’s hats and hailed as “fucking genius” for serving customers whole, unpeeled avocados on toast, a bold departure from smashed avo, which dominated global headlines throughout the year. The chef said the new creation “aligns beautifully” with his philosophy of making whole foods whole again. “Smashed avo was… Read More Unsmashed Avo Tipped to be Sydney’s Next Big Food Trend

Man had “Nothing to Wear” on Run this Morning

A Clovelly man is in danger of missing his daily run along the coastal path to Bondi this morning after realising he had “nothing to wear”, even though his closet was packed full of designer workout gear, joggers made by NASA and colour-coordinated drink bottles. The man said he “just wasn’t feeling” any of his… Read More Man had “Nothing to Wear” on Run this Morning

Secret to Being Cool Girl Who Eats Like a Man and Looks Like a Model Revealed

The secret to being one of those cool girls who eats and drinks like a man but still looks like a Victoria’s Secret model is to only eat when cameras or people you want to impress are around, a blogger has revealed in a tell-all post. Chloe, a model/blogger who shot to fame after becoming… Read More Secret to Being Cool Girl Who Eats Like a Man and Looks Like a Model Revealed

Cooked Sashimi set to be Sydney’s Next Food Craze

Cooked sashimi is widely tipped to become Sydney’s hottest new food trend after a new Bondi Beach takeaway opened to rave reviews over the weekend. “What we do is roll flake in batter and then boil it in oil,” the mastermind behind the venture said. “It’s like nothing you’ve ever tried before.” Bloggers have been… Read More Cooked Sashimi set to be Sydney’s Next Food Craze