Jinkies! Strong winds unmask the Bondi cowboys as Soyboys

Two Bondi Cowboy “satirists” have had their true-blue Aussie ruse foiled today by the wind, which blew off their cosplay Akubra’s to reveal purple hair synonymous with those who think women have superior dongs than men. As usual, one of the Bondi Cowboys blamed climate change for all his problems. “If it weren’t for this… Read More Jinkies! Strong winds unmask the Bondi cowboys as Soyboys

Two grown men still cosplaying as cowboys from Queensland despite Halloween ending

Despite Halloween ending last week, two inner-city Sydney leftist satirists continue larping as cowboys, in spite of having less testosterone than a transitioning cowgirl hooked up to an intravenous estrogen drip. Ignoring that cowboys are famous for their masculine traits, the pair are more feminine than a David Jones cosmetics counter. The duo, known for… Read More Two grown men still cosplaying as cowboys from Queensland despite Halloween ending