A group of men and women still going hard at it since meeting for a quiet Sunday lunch are telling themselves the perfect weather conditions have made them hangover proof. One elbow-lifter said excessive Sunday alcohol consumption didn’t bother him one bit. “Mate, it’s a nice day, the sun’s out, and we’re sticking to just… Read More Sunday Drinkers Claim Hangover “Impossible” after Such a Nice Day
A Sydney man enjoying a purple patch on the sentimental favourite pokie he grew up with, Spring Carnival, decided to call it quits and cash out at $290 so his spectating pals didn’t enforce the compulsory rule of shouting everyone a nose bag if your winnings exceed $300. The man said hitting collect was one… Read More Man Pulls Out at $290 on the Pokies to Avoid Compulsory Nose Bag Shout
A Sydney man has undergone intense questioning this morning after he returned home from having “a few quiet ones with the boys” at 3 am smelling shower fresh. The man’s wife said it was “obvious” he’d been to the hand-job hut that recently opened between their home and the local pub. “Since that rub-and-tug shop popped up,… Read More Man Questioned After Returning Home at 3 am Smelling Shower Fresh
The secret to being one of those cool girls who eats and drinks like a man but still looks like a Victoria’s Secret model is to only eat when cameras or people you want to impress are around, a blogger has revealed in a tell-all post. Chloe, a model/blogger who shot to fame after becoming… Read More Secret to Being Cool Girl Who Eats Like a Man and Looks Like a Model Revealed
A Sydney man has told The Sydney Sentinel today that he will be suing his workplace for unfair un-dismissal after his boss forced him to stay in the office and do work on Friday afternoon, instead of dismissing him to the local watering hole to down schooners of Baileys, have a slap and hit on the… Read More Sydney Man Sues Employer for Unfair Un-dismissal
A glorious Sydney day has forced thousands of people to leave the comfort and familiarity of their home because they feel like they have to. “When I woke up with the sun in my eyes, I knew my day was ruined,” one Sydney local said, adding that he’d planned to share a day on the… Read More Thousands Ropeable Day is ‘Too Nice to Stay Inside’
New Year’s Eve celebrations have disappointed people across the world for the 2,018th year in a row, with many revellers waking up with a jolt of fear early this morning. One Sydney-sider described the evening as a lethal cocktail of hope, joy and festivity. “Whenever I’m feeling good, things go really bad,” he said. “I… Read More NYE Disappoints for the 2,018th Year in a Row
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