A popular meme beer drunk by cosplaying inner-city cowboys has been revealed as repackaged soy milk canned and labelled as beer. One drinker of the brand said he thought the “beer” tasted fruity, but having never been to the cosplay town the brew is bottled in, he didn’t question the feminine taste until drinking the… Read More MEME BEER PROVEN TO BE CANNED SOYMILK
Two men are running critically short of things to talk about after stretching the limit of stories about the mate they share as he runs late to the pub. “I’m circling the bowl here,” said one of the men. “I’ve even started making up stories about the one mate we have in common to keep… Read More Acquaintances out of stories about their shared mate who’s running late
Chemists are taking advantage of today’s spike in Christmas-party hangovers by charging dull-eyed customers up to $300 for a single tablet of Berocca. One office worker who has yet to go to bed after enjoying “a few beers” at his Christmas party, which began yesterday morning and continued on into the afternoon, evening and then… Read More Drug Dealers Selling Berocca for $300 a tab
It’s been a nerve-shattering start to an office Christmas party today as colleagues begin guessing and probing each other to discover who has a bag of white Christmas. One staffer said he was living on an edge harder than anything Aerosmith ever sang about. “I had to have about 70 or so schoons of port… Read More Nervous Start to Christmas Party as Colleagues Wonder who has Cocaine
The government has issued a scam warning today cautioning workers across Australia to ignore bosses who tell them to enjoy the Melbourne Cup today and not worry about work this afternoon or tomorrow. Unfortunately, it has been confirmed that this is a known scam and your boss will still demand the work you were meant… Read More Melbourne Cup: ignore boss saying to forget work tomorrow and have fun today
The NSW Pokies Federation has introduced new laws banning several illegal moves that they say dramatically minimise the need for skill and create an unfair playing lounge. Moves that will be outlawed from today include hitting the spin button with the edge of your schooner glass, switching bet amounts to reset the odds, and tapping… Read More VIP Lounges Ban Hitting Spin with Schooner Glass and Other Cheats
A Sydney man last night rewarded himself with 30 full-strength schooners and a chicken parmigiana with chips, no salad, at his local pub after completing an eight-minute run. “Doing my first bit of exercise since colour comp at school 14 years ago felt so great I would’ve done it again today if I didn’t have… Read More Man goes for a Run, Rewards Himself with 30 Schooners and Counter Meal
Dan Murphy’s liquor supermarket is set to open its largest store yet, with plans to open a store over the top of Sydney in its entirety. The massive building which is being custom built to fit perfectly over the top of Sydney will have aisles and cool rooms that seamlessly incorporate current infrastructure like roads,… Read More Dan Murphy’s set to Open Over the top of Sydney
A Botany area garbage man was discharged from hospital today after spending almost six months in bed as the result of an unprecedented bender in which he attempted to drink all of his Christmas presents from local residents in one night. “It would’ve been rude not to drink them all, but after polishing off the… Read More Garbage Man Finally Discharged From Hospital After Drinking All His Christmas Gifts in One Night
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