A Bondi café has been awarded five chef’s hats and hailed as “fucking genius” for serving customers whole, unpeeled avocados on toast, a bold departure from smashed avo, which dominated global headlines throughout the year. The chef said the new creation “aligns beautifully” with his philosophy of making whole foods whole again. “Smashed avo was… Read More Unsmashed Avo Tipped to be Sydney’s Next Big Food Trend
A man from Newtown has taken out an AVO on avos this morning, claiming that the breakfast delicacy has caused him be unable to buy a house in Sydney and to stab his fire-stick-twirling hand thirteen times. “Avocados were attacking me physically, mentally and emotionally,” the man said, adding that the fruit, referred to as… Read More Sydney Man Takes Out AVO Against Avo
The fruit responsible for preventing people from being able to afford waterfront mansions in Sydney is continuing its reign of terror by causing brunch-lovers to slice their own hands open, experts have warned. “The avocado has a natural booby-trap built in to protect themselves from hipster folk,” a government health spokesperson said. “When a bearded… Read More Calls for Warning Labels on Avocados as the Fruit Smashes People Back
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