Controversial Australia Day draft set to debut In Melbourne

This Australia Day is set to see Melbourne debut a new draft, aimed at celebrating Australia’s multicultural history by ranking the population based on their ethnic and historical ties to the nation. The Australia Day Draft will base each individual’s ranking upon the length of time they’ve been Australian citizens, with recent arrivals considered either… Read More Controversial Australia Day draft set to debut In Melbourne

Dad Says F– it and Leaves Tree Up For Xmas 2019

A local dad has given up pretending he will take the Christmas tree down, finally admitting to his family that it’s staying up ‘till next December, even if it smells like rotting anus. After originally telling his wife he’d take the tree down on Boxing Day, then New Year’s Day, Australia Day and then Valentine’s… Read More Dad Says F– it and Leaves Tree Up For Xmas 2019

The Nightmare After Christmas: Newtown Burns as Girl Gifted Doll

A state of emergency has been declared in New South Wales as riots reach their second day in Newtown after a young girl was gifted a doll from Santa Clause this Christmas. The violent protests began shortly after Christmas morning when the girl’s parents watched in horror as their daughter gleefully ripped open the gift… Read More The Nightmare After Christmas: Newtown Burns as Girl Gifted Doll