Chemists are taking advantage of today’s spike in Christmas-party hangovers by charging dull-eyed customers up to $300 for a single tablet of Berocca. One office worker who has yet to go to bed after enjoying “a few beers” at his Christmas party, which began yesterday morning and continued on into the afternoon, evening and then… Read More Drug Dealers Selling Berocca for $300 a tab
Winfield has described its new Optimum Ice Crush darts as “smokes for a new generation” at a product launch today. The durry features the similar NASA-developed technology as the brand’s Optimum Crush product, which contains a crushable mint pellet that releases a menthol-like taste from first to last drag. A spokesperson said evolving the popular line… Read More Winfield Launches Optimum Ice Crush cigarettes
The parents of a child in primary school have sat through two hours of bad dancing, acting, speeches and musical performances at the end-of-year assembly, without the aid of drugs or alcohol. “It was the longest two hours of our lives but we’re proud of how we handled it,” the father said. “I don’t think… Read More Proud Parents Make it through End-of-year School Assembly without Drugs or Alcohol
A Sydney man last night rewarded himself with 30 full-strength schooners and a chicken parmigiana with chips, no salad, at his local pub after completing an eight-minute run. “Doing my first bit of exercise since colour comp at school 14 years ago felt so great I would’ve done it again today if I didn’t have… Read More Man goes for a Run, Rewards Himself with 30 Schooners and Counter Meal
Dan Murphy’s liquor supermarket is set to open its largest store yet, with plans to open a store over the top of Sydney in its entirety. The massive building which is being custom built to fit perfectly over the top of Sydney will have aisles and cool rooms that seamlessly incorporate current infrastructure like roads,… Read More Dan Murphy’s set to Open Over the top of Sydney
A Sydney man has told The Sydney Sentinel today that he will be suing his workplace for unfair un-dismissal after his boss forced him to stay in the office and do work on Friday afternoon, instead of dismissing him to the local watering hole to down schooners of Baileys, have a slap and hit on the… Read More Sydney Man Sues Employer for Unfair Un-dismissal
A Botany area garbage man was discharged from hospital today after spending almost six months in bed as the result of an unprecedented bender in which he attempted to drink all of his Christmas presents from local residents in one night. “It would’ve been rude not to drink them all, but after polishing off the… Read More Garbage Man Finally Discharged From Hospital After Drinking All His Christmas Gifts in One Night
Inspired by the way the Sydney café scene flourished after adding babyccinos to the menu in the early 2000s, a Surry Hills pub has begun offering schoonerchinos to keep young children entertained while their parents drink. The publican behind the innovation, who describes his mini schooners as “caffeine-free and perfect for little hands”, said there… Read More Sydney Pub Entices Families with Schoonerccinos for Kids
Drinking alcohol has edged out all other hobbies to become the sole favourite pastime of 98 per cent of Australians, a national hobby census released today has found. A census analyst described the results as “mostly unsurprising”, noting that drinking has topped the list for the past 140 years. “What is alarming, however, is that… Read More Majority of Australians Nominate Drinking as Sole Hobby
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