The Greens today has announced a new push to make illicit drugs from cocaine to heroin completely legal. “You should be able to pop down to your local convenience store to pick up an eight ball of fentanyl,” said one Greens senator. “Illicit drugs open your mind to believe everything we say”. Others disagree. “If… Read More Greens push to legalise hard drugs so people will be cooked enough to vote for them
Climate activists are ballistic at the Great Barrier Reef for having the highest coral cover in 36 years. “HOW DARE IT,” said one seetheologist. “The Barrier Reef being great again has stolen my climate changehood.” One Extinction Rebellion member said they should have poured the 1000 litres of oil they hosed over the Melbourne Cup… Read More Climate alarmists furious at the Great Barrier Reef for being better than ever
Five members of the Greens Party escaped their Newtown enclosure today, forcing Sydneysiders into safe zones to avoid Marxist propaganda. The Greens, all identifying as genders we’ve never heard of before, instantly started gluing themselves across Sydney. A Newtown Containment Zone spokesperson told reporters the escape was traumatic for normal people and the Greenies themselves.… Read More Sydney put in lockdown after five Greenies escape their Newtown enclosure
Greens senator and bikie enthusiast Lidia Thorpe will switch polluting sausage sizzles with carbon-neutral glass barbeques on polling day to support Australia’s underground economy and keep money in local communities. Lidia Thorpe, a member of the Greens Victorian chapter, has further said she’ll replace polling day “how to vote” representatives with armed electoral enforcers who… Read More Green’s senator Lidia Thorpe to swap inhumane sausage sizzles with vegan glass barbeques at polling stations
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