The Voice set to reintroduce new Great Dividing Range

The Voice to parliament, which has been so softly spoken it has revealed nothing, is set to reintroduce the Great Dividing Range and separate Australian citizens into those who were here the longest vs migrants who arrived recently. “We used to be one people striving to better the country for everybody,” said one low-ranking Australian… Read More The Voice set to reintroduce new Great Dividing Range

Jacinta Price first Aboriginal hated by the left by not doing what they tell her to do

Proud Aboriginal woman, Senator Jacinta Price has become the very first indigenous woman the left is allowed to make fun of for not playing the victim card and wanting to unite Australians as one. Inner-city lefties have called Jacinta Price a puppet for not doing what she is told to do. “How could someone like… Read More Jacinta Price first Aboriginal hated by the left by not doing what they tell her to do

ABC in virtue signalling dilemma as returning ISIS soldiers receive Unwelcome to Country ceremony

The ABC today has found itself stuck between a lump of coal and a Magda Szubanski after returning ISIS soldiers receive an Unwelcome to Country ceremony from Aboriginal Elders. “We have no idea who to support here as we worship both groups due to their high scores on our minority ranking system,” said one noodle-scratching… Read More ABC in virtue signalling dilemma as returning ISIS soldiers receive Unwelcome to Country ceremony

ABC launches dedicated Welcome to Country 24/7 channel

Australians can now be welcomed to their own country on demand with the launch of ABC Welcome to Country 24/7. The “ancient” Welcome to Country ceremony was invented in 1974 to ward off evil spirits. Some ABC employees are rightfully concerned they, themselves, may be warded off as the evil spirits Aboriginal people were attempting… Read More ABC launches dedicated Welcome to Country 24/7 channel

Bruce Pascoe turning pale with fear over stricter Aboriginal ancestry tests

Self-proclaimed Aboriginal Elder Bruce Pascoe has blamed his current whiteness due to fear of having to prove he is, indeed, Aboriginal. The author, who claims that First Australians lived in progressive cities like the Jetsons meets Wakanda, promises he used to be black, as seen in his dark appearance in the 2020s Archibald Prize portrait,… Read More Bruce Pascoe turning pale with fear over stricter Aboriginal ancestry tests