A young Muslim man today thought he was getting with current trends by getting a tattoo of the Prophet Muhammad inked across his back to show respect for his faith. However, one senior Islamic and Australian community member calmly rubbished the man’s misguided tribute. “Well, for starters, images portraying Mohammad are banned, and so are… Read More WHOOPS: devote Muslim gets tattoo of Muhammad
Former Chief Commissioner of the Climate Change Commission, Professor Tim Flannery, drowned today in Warragamba Dam, despite saying rain will never fill the dam again. However, Mother Nature has proven the boob wrong, with the Warragamba dam not only overfilling but nearby homes have been evacuated due to Tim’s rejection of proposals to build higher… Read More WHOOPS: Climate pest Tim Flannery drowns in Warragamba Dam in an attempt to prove it’s empty
Dramatic scenes unfolded at a major Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) tournament today after the winning fighter was stripped of his title after testing positive for Bundaberg Rum. Bundaberg Rum, famous for turning a quiet evening at the bowlo into an all-in WWE-styled Hell in a Cell tournament, has been banned from combat sports since 2018.… Read More Cage fighter disqualified after testing positive for Bundaberg Rum
A local man who promised a “big one” with his mates this Saturday night is already tucked into bed and fast asleep at 8 pm. “Things went bad early on when he sharted himself after consuming two shandies at the RSL,” said his friend. “He didn’t even have any party pies in the gaming lounge.”… Read More Man who talked up big Saturday night with the boys already in bed
Larger-than-life pop star Lizzo has come under fire today for cultural appropriation after taking an Australian name. “I’m deeply offended,” said Sydney local Robbo. “Anything with an O on the end of it is a unique part of Aussie culture – from servo to bowlo. This is as insensitive as that episode of Red Faces… Read More Lizzo slammed for cultural appropriation for using Australian name
A push for more transparency in regards to paid content has lead to a crackdown from the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission on social media content creators. The watchdog has asked the public to identify influencers failing to disclose when their posts are, in fact, paid ads. To date, more than 100 influencers have been… Read More Satire page sweats outcome of ACCC investigation over undisclosed cash-for-satire
This Australia Day is set to see Melbourne debut a new draft, aimed at celebrating Australia’s multicultural history by ranking the population based on their ethnic and historical ties to the nation. The Australia Day Draft will base each individual’s ranking upon the length of time they’ve been Australian citizens, with recent arrivals considered either… Read More Controversial Australia Day draft set to debut In Melbourne
Fresh off leaked photos of NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet dressed in Nazi uniform, the National Rugby League has become embroiled in its’ latest off-season scandal, with footage emerging of a former player and crowd favourite appearing to perform a “Hitler salute”. Former NRL star Mark “Piggy” Riddell has come under fire after footage surfaced of… Read More NRL Star embroiled in scandal after Nazi salute footage surfaces
A local man who accomplished nothing over the weekend is having a late one brainstorming exciting stories to tell colleagues when they ask what he got up to during his two days of freedom. “I spent the entire weekend home alone boozing, playing video games, eating, and… worse,” the man said. “People who leave the… Read More Man prepares stories for ‘what did you do this Weekend?’ questioning
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