NRL Star embroiled in scandal after Nazi salute footage surfaces

Fresh off leaked photos of NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet dressed in Nazi uniform, the National Rugby League has become embroiled in its’ latest off-season scandal, with footage emerging of a former player and crowd favourite appearing to perform a “Hitler salute”. Former NRL star Mark “Piggy” Riddell has come under fire after footage surfaced of… Read More NRL Star embroiled in scandal after Nazi salute footage surfaces

Dad still not out in Christmas Day cricket classic

A father of three from Sydney is still at the wicket in a family game of backyard cricket that began on Christmas Day. The man’s kids have fought through skin-crackling sunburn, life-threatening splinters from jumping the neighbours’ fence to retrieve the ball, and crude sledges about their mum, said the eldest son. “He’s been smashing… Read More Dad still not out in Christmas Day cricket classic

Children wearing replica pro wrestling belts are now required to defend their title

Children wearing replica pro-wrestling title belts in public must defend their title under strict new sports entertainment laws introduced today. Unfortunately, six children wearing replica belts in public are currently being treated in hospital for everything from being powerbombed through a table at McDonald’s to submitting to a figure-four leg lock around a no-parking sign… Read More Children wearing replica pro wrestling belts are now required to defend their title

Novak Djokovic welcomed back into Australia after identifying as an ISIS bride

Professional tennis player Novak Djokovic has been welcomed back into Australia after identifying as an ISIS bride, taking advantage of the Australian government fast tracking the return of citizens who fled to fight for the caliphate. The 20-time Grand Slam winner was famously deported from Australia earlier this year for failing to meet the strict… Read More Novak Djokovic welcomed back into Australia after identifying as an ISIS bride

Woke fail as NRL jersey depicting Muhammad rejected by everybody

Another move intended to make Rugby League teams look good by pandering to minority groups has failed today, as the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs revealed their new jerseys for Islam Round – featuring an image of the Prophet Muhammad – offended everybody in Australia. Visual depictions of the Prophet Muhammad are banned, leading to every single player… Read More Woke fail as NRL jersey depicting Muhammad rejected by everybody

Chinese Tourist Accidentally Wins the Bushman’s Blow Muster

A tourist from China has taken out first place in the 2017 Bushman’s Blow Muster, after impressing judges as he cleared his nasal passages while walking past the competition in Sydney’s Martin Place today. The annual competition rates contestants on how well they can perform a “Bushies’ Blow”, which involves evacuating your nasal passage by holding… Read More Chinese Tourist Accidentally Wins the Bushman’s Blow Muster