Dramatic scenes unfolded at a major Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) tournament today after the winning fighter was stripped of his title after testing positive for Bundaberg Rum. Bundaberg Rum, famous for turning a quiet evening at the bowlo into an all-in WWE-styled Hell in a Cell tournament, has been banned from combat sports since 2018.… Read More Cage fighter disqualified after testing positive for Bundaberg Rum
Fresh off leaked photos of NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet dressed in Nazi uniform, the National Rugby League has become embroiled in its’ latest off-season scandal, with footage emerging of a former player and crowd favourite appearing to perform a “Hitler salute”. Former NRL star Mark “Piggy” Riddell has come under fire after footage surfaced of… Read More NRL Star embroiled in scandal after Nazi salute footage surfaces
A father of three from Sydney is still at the wicket in a family game of backyard cricket that began on Christmas Day. The man’s kids have fought through skin-crackling sunburn, life-threatening splinters from jumping the neighbours’ fence to retrieve the ball, and crude sledges about their mum, said the eldest son. “He’s been smashing… Read More Dad still not out in Christmas Day cricket classic
One teen today has been blown away by discovering that soccer is not just a video game but a sport you can play in real life. “OMG, the graphics were so realistic,” said the teen, referring to his dad taking him to the park to kick a ball around for the first time. “I’ve been… Read More Teen discovers you can play FIFA in real life
Children wearing replica pro-wrestling title belts in public must defend their title under strict new sports entertainment laws introduced today. Unfortunately, six children wearing replica belts in public are currently being treated in hospital for everything from being powerbombed through a table at McDonald’s to submitting to a figure-four leg lock around a no-parking sign… Read More Children wearing replica pro wrestling belts are now required to defend their title
Professional tennis player Novak Djokovic has been welcomed back into Australia after identifying as an ISIS bride, taking advantage of the Australian government fast tracking the return of citizens who fled to fight for the caliphate. The 20-time Grand Slam winner was famously deported from Australia earlier this year for failing to meet the strict… Read More Novak Djokovic welcomed back into Australia after identifying as an ISIS bride
One keen road cyclist with all the kit to appear he’s training for the Tour de France has been praised today for venturing off the footpath to ride on the road for the first time. “I hope the man is an inspiration to other cyclists who fang it down the footpath burning more calories shouting… Read More Keen road cyclist goes off footpath for the first time
Another move intended to make Rugby League teams look good by pandering to minority groups has failed today, as the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs revealed their new jerseys for Islam Round – featuring an image of the Prophet Muhammad – offended everybody in Australia. Visual depictions of the Prophet Muhammad are banned, leading to every single player… Read More Woke fail as NRL jersey depicting Muhammad rejected by everybody
Me First gym has opened in Bondi over the weekend providing locals with what the gym says is “none of the unnecessary exercise fads like weights and treadmills” to free up the space for thousands of mirrors covering every single surface for selfies. “The most important part about exercise is letting everybody on social media know… Read More Selfie Gym Opens in Bondi with Just Mirrors
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