Senator Lidia Thorpe has been awarded the Biggest Drama Queen at a gay march during last night’s Sydney Gay and Lesbian and ? Mardi Gras. Thorpe beat off drag queens and men who haven’t eaten for eight months to take out the award. The former Greens member took out the award for laying down in… Read More Senator Lidia Thorpe awarded Biggest Drama Queen at Mardi Gras
The LGBTQIA+ community is “ruining” the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Festival for “regular beautiful people”, according to outspoken Instagram model, entrepreneur, and fashion blogger Chloe from Far North Bondi. “The Mardi Gras is the perfect opportunity for beautiful people like me to wear nothing but glitter, and all these ugly real lesbians are… Read More Gays ruining Mardi Gras claims heterosexual Sydney influencer
The Premier of NSW has reinstated strict mask mandates for Sydney over the Mardi Gras weekend, requiring all citizens to wear surgical masks over their backside to help prevent the spread of monkeypox. The Minister for STDs Not Allowed To Be Called STDs commented on the issue. “Unfortunately, pride is not a vaccine against monkeypox,”… Read More Mask mandates return for Sydney Mardi Gras weekend
Children’s author Roald Dahl’s timeless classics have been deemed no longer up to scratch with modern times and will now only be available sealed in black plastic within the deepest corners of adult stores amongst marital aids and vibrating trouts. One parent said the move was more overdue than they/them’s expecting husband. “Roald Dahl described Charlie… Read More Classic children’s books now only available at adult stores
In a story that has brought faith in humanity back to billions of Australians questioning modern values, an elderly woman gave up her seat on the bus today for a pregnant man. “I thought this mixed-up world was in desperate need of an asteroid, locust plague or a good-old fashioned biblical flood,” said one man… Read More HEARTWARMING: Elderly woman gives up her seat on the bus for pregnant man
A family’s evening of screen time alone in separate rooms of the house was destroyed tonight after mum brought everybody around the dining table to share a home-cooked meal. “It was literally the worst night of my life,” said the mother’s daughter. “Nobody knew what to say, and the meal wasn’t even good enough to… Read More Family’s evening ruined by family meal
ABC-funded satire group The Follower has blamed the general public for their decision to introduce a subscriber paywall on their site, in an astounding email explaining the move. Since 1997, the group (based from Sydney’s ABC Headquarters) have established a reputation for no-holds barred satire that lampoons a diverse range of institutions such as the… Read More Taxpayer-funded satire group blames failure on taxpayers
A young Muslim man today thought he was getting with current trends by getting a tattoo of the Prophet Muhammad inked across his back to show respect for his faith. However, one senior Islamic and Australian community member calmly rubbished the man’s misguided tribute. “Well, for starters, images portraying Mohammad are banned, and so are… Read More WHOOPS: devote Muslim gets tattoo of Muhammad
Former Chief Commissioner of the Climate Change Commission, Professor Tim Flannery, drowned today in Warragamba Dam, despite saying rain will never fill the dam again. However, Mother Nature has proven the boob wrong, with the Warragamba dam not only overfilling but nearby homes have been evacuated due to Tim’s rejection of proposals to build higher… Read More WHOOPS: Climate pest Tim Flannery drowns in Warragamba Dam in an attempt to prove it’s empty
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