A Sydney woman who posted a frustrated rant on social media about the seemingly boundless breadcrumbs coming from her toaster has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for providing a possible solution to world hunger. “No matter how much I clean the damn thing, every time I move the toaster, more crumbs appear in… Read More Endless Source of Crumbs in Toaster Hailed as Possible Solution to World Hunger
A Sydney man was forced to eat his own poo to make it through a night trapped inside a local health food emporium when staff locked the store up for the night without realising he was still inside. The mishap occurred after the man rushed into the store to use the gender-neutral toilet and fell… Read More Man Trapped in Health Food Store Overnight Forced to Eat Own Poo
A Sydney man who told his girlfriend of seven years he wouldn’t marry her until gay people enjoyed equal rights is desperately searching for a back-up plan after polls suggested the yes vote is likely to win. “It was the perfect excuse – it was simple, it worked, and it made me look like I… Read More Man Who Refused To Marry Until Gay People Could Pretty Worried Right Now
Sydney’s elite gathered last night to sleep like homeless people do, except with a few creature comforts, like being indoors, lobster canapes, hookers, cocaine, Champagne and a virtual reality game called “Big bucks hunting the poor”, which allows users to engage with “close-to-real” homeless people by shooting them. Participants described the event as one of… Read More CEOs Tackle Homelessness by Hunting Them in Virtual Reality at Sleepout Charity Event
A Botany area garbage man was discharged from hospital today after spending almost six months in bed as the result of an unprecedented bender in which he attempted to drink all of his Christmas presents from local residents in one night. “It would’ve been rude not to drink them all, but after polishing off the… Read More Garbage Man Finally Discharged From Hospital After Drinking All His Christmas Gifts in One Night
Inspired by the way the Sydney café scene flourished after adding babyccinos to the menu in the early 2000s, a Surry Hills pub has begun offering schoonerchinos to keep young children entertained while their parents drink. The publican behind the innovation, who describes his mini schooners as “caffeine-free and perfect for little hands”, said there… Read More Sydney Pub Entices Families with Schoonerccinos for Kids
The newly introduced Benzo Bender showbag has smashed previous records to become the bestselling showbag in the history of the Sydney Royal Easter Show. The showbag, which contains Xanax and Valium, has been scooped up by parents, with some purchasing as many as 400 bags each. “We thought it would do okay, but this is amazing,”… Read More Benzo Bender Showbag Becomes Bestseller at Easter Show
Drinking alcohol has edged out all other hobbies to become the sole favourite pastime of 98 per cent of Australians, a national hobby census released today has found. A census analyst described the results as “mostly unsurprising”, noting that drinking has topped the list for the past 140 years. “What is alarming, however, is that… Read More Majority of Australians Nominate Drinking as Sole Hobby
The Sydney Morning Herald 2018 Good Food Guide is set to focus exclusively on cuisine served in poker machine lounges across NSW. The guide will feature a definitive comparison of the food provided at all 3.65 million VIP rooms across the state, with the best to be awarded pyramids instead of chef hats. “Priority will… Read More Good Food Guide for Pokie Lounges Set to Launch
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