The LGBTQIA+ community is “ruining” the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Festival for “regular beautiful people”, according to outspoken Instagram model, entrepreneur, and fashion blogger Chloe from Far North Bondi.
“The Mardi Gras is the perfect opportunity for beautiful people like me to wear nothing but glitter, and all these ugly real lesbians are ruining my hot faux lesbian selfies,” the 23-year-old blogger said.
“What’s next? Children stuffing up my sensual nude #elfies with Santa?”
The woman isn’t alone in feeling discriminated against.
“I’ve been shredding for months for this night,” said one straight male. “But then these bears turn up and spoil the whole thing with their beer guts and unkempt beards. Can’t hot people have just one night for themselves?”
Chloe plans to boycott this year’s protest in protest and take seductive shots of herself bending in front of reflective surfaces around her apartment for OnlyFans.
“Mardi Gras has simply gotten too immoral for me,” she concluded.