Twitterers disgusted to discover some women don’t have a penis

Twitter users are in meltdown today after discovering alternate opinions that differ from what they’re programmed to believe since Elon Musk’s takeover of the regressively progressive social media platform.

Twitter, famous for its users that are impossible to distinguish from bots or humans even in court, are fuming that diversity of opinion has been permitted to enter their safe space.

“Elon Musk is pollution,” one Twitter user said, despite Musk making electric vehicles popular.

Other Twitter users have unleashed their usual hate.

“Elon Musk made his money by working hard, which proves capitalism is evil for rewarding people based on their efforticity.”

Twitter users have said they will leave the platform and go back to posting nasty comments in toilet cubicles.

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