Men advised to not even look at a woman

Today, the Australian Government advised men to look down at the floor in public to avoid jail.

One judge said dealing with men defending themselves in court over where they point their eyeballs takes up 97% of her time.

“One man was in court yesterday for accidentally meeting eyes with a woman,” said the judge. “Not only did the victim press charges, but so did her friend who sued for fat shaming after receiving no attention whatsoever.”

The jury sentenced the man to an on-the-spot electric chair.

Horse blinkers or surgical masks covering men’s eyes are being considered to prevent eyesight violence.

Things are even direr in America, where Stevie Wonder is currently in court for having “thirsty eyes” despite being blind.

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