Children rejoice as Joe Biden loses sense of smell after catching Covid

It has been confirmed today that US president Joe Biden has contracted Covid, despite having hourly vaccine shots to fight off the virus and wearing at least seven adamantium face masks at all times.

Joe Biden’s symptoms are reported to be mild. However, in a devastating blow to the president’s love of smelling children’s hair – he has lost his sense of smell.

“I’m still mentally fit to run this country, end of quote, repeat the line,” said the US president. Adding, “Donald Trump bad,” before reaching to shake someones hand who wasn’t there.

Doctors confirmed Joe Biden caught the minor Covid-13 variant which is yet to fully develop, and like most things, will forget the whole thing even happened within the next few minutes.

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