Earth Hour pissed at Vivid’s 552 hours of turning every fucking light on

Earth Hour today has said that it’s ropeable at Vivid for taking the piss and turning every light on in Sydney for 552 hours, making a mockery of its measly one hour of lights-out for the environment.

“Vivid is an absolute pest,” said Earth Hour while sucking back a dart. “How can I compete when this idiot not only demands Sydney puts on every single light but brings in extras to make the whole place look wackier than a clown’s cock.”

“I think I’m done,” it added.

Sydneysiders admit they haven’t really thought about it before. “LOL,” said one local man. “I guess that hour of candles is about as effective as a hug in a brothel.”

Vivid fired back, saying, “listen, champ, we come up with all sorts of new environmental buzzwords each year to help Sydneysiders feel guilt-free. This year we’ve even replaced all our fire-safety PPE with paper. So don’t give me any lip.”

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