Earth Hour today has said that it’s ropeable at Vivid for taking the piss and turning every light on in Sydney for 552 hours, making a mockery of its measly one hour of lights-out for the environment.

“Vivid is an absolute pest,” said Earth Hour while sucking back a dart. “How can I compete when this idiot not only demands Sydney puts on every single light but brings in extras to make the whole place look wackier than a clown’s cock.”

“I think I’m done,” it added.

Sydneysiders admit they haven’t really thought about it before. “LOL,” said one local man. “I guess that hour of candles is about as effective as a hug in a brothel.”

Vivid fired back, saying, “listen, champ, we come up with all sorts of new environmental buzzwords each year to help Sydneysiders feel guilt-free. This year we’ve even replaced all our fire-safety PPE with paper. So don’t give me any lip.”