Sunday ruined as girlfriend suggests doing something nice outside

Sunday has been completely destroyed for one man today whose girlfriend suggested they “made the most of the day and went on a hike outside or something.”

“The only outside I wanted to explore today was the local beer garden,” said the man. “I’m more dehydrated than a sultana after enjoying a few hundred schooners of Tia Maria yesterday.”

The man added that he has put the Westpac Rescue Helicopter on speed dial and has packed a few flares just in case he evaporates from a complete lack of moisture.

Unfortunately, the man only made it to the mailbox before combusting from terminal waterrhea.

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