A new service that allows people to Afterpay their existing Afterpay dept has been launched to help Aussie battlers delay their debt until they die and pass on their debt to their inheritance beneficiaries.
“I’m still paying off my Afterpay debt for stuff I’ve already hocked to try to pay off the initial debt of purchasing luxuries like food,” said one Afterpay user. “After Afterpay will keep me in the cycle of the debt without the pesky visits from debt collectors.”
The Minister of Loan Sharks called the move “genius”. Adding “people can now pass down their everyday expenses like brothel fees for generations to come, clearing everything except their conscious”.
For some reason, former Prime Minister Scott Morrison chimed in on the issue, saying “if people want to buy things like sandwiches or cordial, they should get richer parents.”