One Sydney office worker was furious today after wasting his lunch break getting an actual Thai massage at a Thai massage parlour.
“She suddenly said I was done, but I was far from finished!” the man said. “She massaged every part of my body except the one part that was standing to attention.”
The man said he plans to warn others about his misfortune by writing a damning review on the internet.
A NSW Fair Trade ombudsman said an investigation was underway.
“I’m appalled by the actions of this so-called parlour,” he said. “The good news is that, for once, local, state and federal government all agree action needs to be taken immediately.”