Advisors Hope Trump Doesn’t Discover Snapchat


Advisors to US President-Elect Donald Trump have been doing their best to ensure he doesn’t discover Snapchat, in the wake of recent Twitter posts insulting China, women, the media and most of the world.

“We’re very concerned,” one advisor said. “The last thing we need is Trump sexting nude selfies to try win over younger voters. There’s no filter in the world that could make that okay.”

Responses from Millennials were mixed. “As someone who’s been in a swimming-pool change room, I don’t need to see another nude old white man ever again,” one said. Another disagreed: “I can see a couple of tasteful nudes help the swinging voter stand up and take notice.”

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